Right, there is more and more happening with this bloody phorm thing!! check the link and sign up to the petition if you want to protect your privacy… http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/ispphorm/
… but here is a summery…

Right, there is more and more happening with this bloody phorm thing!! check the link and sign up to the petition if you want to protect your privacy… http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/ispphorm/
… but here is a summery…

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Full schedule available here 4 April. Here is a sketch to identify who’s headlining throughout the week:
Thursday 22
KEN DODD, KATHERINE JENKINS, TIM SMIT
Friday 23
JAMIE OLIVER, TINARIWEN, BARRY CRYER
Saturday 24
CHERIE BOOTH, GORE VIDAL, JOSEPH STIGLITZ, OMID DJALILI
Sunday 25
SALMAN RUSHDIE, JIMMY CARTER, BISHOP GENE ROBINSON, HITCH
Monday 26
PAUL GREENGRASS, BORIS SPASSKY, GEN SIR MIKE JACKSON
Tuesday 27
JACQUELINE WILSON, TARIQ RAMADAN, JEREMY CLARKSON
Wednesday 28
FRIEDA HUGHES, AMBASSDOR JOHN BOLTON, JOOLS HOLLAND
Thursday 29
JIMMY CARR, JUDITH KERR, JULIA NEUBERGER
Friday 30
MICHAEL WOOD, ALAN BENNETT, SETH LAKEMAN
Saturday 31
GARRY KASPAROV, IAN McEWAN, JOHN IRVING
Sunday 1 June
SUSAN GREENFIELD, TERRY JONES, KAREN ARMSTRONG, CARL BERNSTEIN
Check out some of the conversations and performances from previous years. They are available online and as downloads from our audio/video archive.


The California Highway Patrol drafted in apiarists and Romanians this weekend after a truckload of beehives toppled on Highway 99, leaving 440 colonies strewn across the freeway.
The commuting workers, and their queens, were set loose when the truck flipped over on the on-ramp to the highway heading north, toppling the palletes carrying the hives. The bees were thought to be heading North to Washington State, after a stint working the almond Orchards of California’s central valley.
According to local paper the Sacramento Bee, the California High Patrol drafted in Jesse Young, a 66-year-old former beekeeper, together with a “a couple of pretty strong boys who were beekeepers in Romania” to sort out the resulting apiarian pile-up.
Young told the paper the colonies would have to be re-sorted to make sure each had a queen, before they could head back up the free way. He predicted this would be done in the nearest prune or apple orchard. Those bees which did not survive the accident were simply swept up.
The paper said it had trouble getting more information about the pile-up, as the onsite CHP spokesman was attacked by a bee in his car.
The truckload of hives was apparently worth around $75,000. However, this figure belies the importance of the load as the US continues to grapple with the mysterious phenomenon of Colony Collapse Disorder, which has caused the loss of large numbers of bees in the US. While this may seem a small problem it actually presents a major issue, given that agriculture relies on bees to pollinate crops. Britain’s beekeepers are demanding the government pump £8m into researching the problem, while Häagen-Dazs is stumping up $250,000 for US academics to look into it. ®

Fingerprints of koalas are similar (in pattern, shape and size) to the fingerprints of humans
Genetically-engineered babies were born first in 2001.
If an Amish man has a beard, he is married.
If a native Hawaiian woman places the flower on her right ear, she is available. (The bigger the flower, the more desperate)
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Pope Pius II wrote an erotic book “Historia de duobos amantibus” in 1444.
SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below
Pele has always hated his nickname, which he says sounds like “baby-talk in Portuguese”.


If Trend adds detection for Phorm then millions of home computers running a scan using its protection software would get a warning that their ISPs have dropped either a Phorm opt-in or an opt-out cookie onto their systems.